May 2012
1 post
April 2012
9 posts
This is a post
Haven’t posted in two weeks. Sorry about that. Haven’t been online much. Real world life and all that. Here’s a post to let you know that I’m not gone, I’m just not here right now.
I Knew It!
I Knew It! beer makes men smarter.
A Plan
The Supreme Court says corporations are people. The Supreme Court also says that people can be strip-searched for any reason whatsoever. So, we should start strip searching corporations immediately.
Modern Times
Yahoo layoffs announced on Google…
March 2012
16 posts
I think I’ll start a new career selling hypoallergenic unscented cologne. I’m sure there’s a market for it.
RIP Peter Bergman
RIP, Peter Bregman
Sad news that we’ve lost peter bergman, of firesign theater. While I usually shy away from eulogies, if you’re among those of us who mispent many hours smoking herbs and listening to firesign theatre, then you understand that the world will be a less absurdly silly place without him.
No.
Just “NO”: Mantyhose should not exist.
Sharing
In what may be the defining quote of our relationship, the woman said:
“Well, if you didn’t smoke, I wouldn’t bum so many cigarettes from you.”
Yeah, it’s always my fault.
QOTD
The anti-birth control, anti-contraceptive SANTORUM will be assigned Secret Service agents. So you see, RICK is willing to use SOME kind of protection.
Damn, I Hate Being Too Busy
Haven’t been able to waste time on Tumblr for almost a week (and can’t tonight, either) due to being rather busy not making any money, but somehow improving life and the world around me. Love and miss you all, and hope to have time for you soonly.
February 2012
57 posts
Line of the Day
“When it comes to oral gymnastics, Mitt Romney is far more gifted than Linda Lovelace ever was. If politics doesn’t work out for him, he should seriously consider hardcore porn.”-Jim Wright
typekast answered your question: Choose Your Weapon
My smile. It kills.
It is quite devastating.
littlespot answered your question: Choose Your Weapon
A Bastard or Hand and a Half Sword. 1)Can be used with 1 or 2 hands. 2)Don’t need to worry about ammo or fuel. 3)Easily Sharpened.
Sensible choice, and very solid reasoning.
If I’m ever facing Armageddon, I want you folks by my side!
Choose Your Weapon
Armageddon is near, and you have a coupon for one free weapon of your choice at the local weapon shop. What weapon do you choose and why?
Not sure what to say, but Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine’s endorsement of “pro-life” Santorum are the kind of words that might make the English language moot.
V-D Taulk
gilmoure:
I made breakfast and dinner for the wife today.
‘Course, I make breakfast and dinner just about every day.
Likewise. Except the “wife” part.
And another bitch about moving this time is that we’ll be moving again, soon. We’re only here (which really isn’t convenient for where school/work are) filling out a friends lease while finding a better place. So we’re gonna live out of boxes for the next six to eight weeks or so.
Moving Sucks
This old hippie is sore.
Also, how did we end up with so much stuff? We’re minimalists, dammit!
Son, Don't Make Me Squish You
One truth when you get to my age is that you no longer have to brawl to prove your manhood. So when a loudmouth young buck gets in your face, you really don’t want to escalate the confrontation. As one of my buddies says “at our age, you win the fight, but it still hurts.” I wanted to explain to him that age and treachery beats youth and speed most every time, and that I’ve...
Almost five years ago, San Francisco became the first American city to ban plastic shopping bags from supermarkets and chain pharmacies. Now the city is poised to expand that ban to all retail stores and restaurants within the city limits. Only certain products, like newspapers, fish, poultry, fresh flowers, and bulk goods are exempted from the ban. The San Francisco Board of Supervisors...
Memo to a soon to be ex-housemate:
Heating food is not “cooking”.
bluegypsy said: I do that too, forgetting that others may not think my past as funny as I do.
Yeah, sometimes people who weren’t there when it happened can’t quite understand. I’ve got more than a few life stories that would be “disturbing” in casual...
I Should Be More Careful What I Say
So the woman and I are cuddling, and talking about the stress of moving.
Her: “It makes me want valium.”
Me: “It makes me want heroin.”
Well, she kinda freaked out about that. She knows I’m a former junkie, and that it’s been about 30 years since I last shot up, but in her mind heroin is the ultimate of drugs. She actually became worried that I really was...
