Posted to prove that I still exist…

Posted to prove that I still exist…

Lots of cooking lately. No sex, however.

Lots of cooking lately. No sex, however.

I hereby award you “The Order of the Curly Stick” because you’re really twisted. (You know who you are.)

I hereby award you “The Order of the Curly Stick” because you’re really twisted. (You know who you are.)

Sorry to have been so offline for so long. I’ll see you in the future (I’ve already seen you in the past.)

Sorry to have been so offline for so long. I’ll see you in the future (I’ve already seen you in the past.)

facts-i-just-made-up:

A broken snake pipeline in Texas has resulted in over 600 tons of crude serpent spilling into the ecosystem.
The pipeline normally runs from the West Texas Snakefields to refineries and distribution routes in Dallas, but due to years of poor maintenance this pipe ruptured and wasn’t discovered for nearly a week. By that time the damage was done. This was a rattler pipeline and their effect on the environment will be pronounced:
“We expect near total decimation of the local mouse and rat population,” said Snaxxon spokesman Solomon Saxon, “The rattling sound may also overwhelm insets and cause their natural sonar to diminish and make them incapable of hunting bats, their natural prey. This would result in the region becoming overrun by bats and rattlers, a scenario we in the industry call a ‘Romania Syndrome’.”
Though efforts are underway to repair the pipe and round up the reptiles, the EPA is not optimistic nor is the Vatican, which has stated several women have already been offered apples.

I don’t reblog much, but this was too good. Snakes on a plain!

facts-i-just-made-up:

A broken snake pipeline in Texas has resulted in over 600 tons of crude serpent spilling into the ecosystem.

The pipeline normally runs from the West Texas Snakefields to refineries and distribution routes in Dallas, but due to years of poor maintenance this pipe ruptured and wasn’t discovered for nearly a week. By that time the damage was done. This was a rattler pipeline and their effect on the environment will be pronounced:

“We expect near total decimation of the local mouse and rat population,” said Snaxxon spokesman Solomon Saxon, “The rattling sound may also overwhelm insets and cause their natural sonar to diminish and make them incapable of hunting bats, their natural prey. This would result in the region becoming overrun by bats and rattlers, a scenario we in the industry call a ‘Romania Syndrome’.”

Though efforts are underway to repair the pipe and round up the reptiles, the EPA is not optimistic nor is the Vatican, which has stated several women have already been offered apples.

I don’t reblog much, but this was too good. Snakes on a plain!

(Source: malformalady, via towritelesbiansonherarms)

Dogs Can Be Wierd…

My dog, Rok C, can be rather strange at times. Tonight she has decided that she doesn’t trust the dishwasher. She’s sitting attentive, staring at it as it runs, like she suspects its about to try something, and sometimes growling lowly at it. She’s never noticed the dishwasher before, so now I’m wondering if she knows something I don’t. She is (usually) a smart dog.

Mountain goats on the San Juan River.

Mountain goats on the San Juan River.

Posting an old river pic, because I wish I were there today.

Posting an old river pic, because I wish I were there today.

Roses from my back yard.

My Wild Life

Making a pie crust. My sister is making the actual pie (nectarine/raspberry), but she insists that I make a better crust. Which I do, so I’m making it now. I lead a wild life.